jeeeensy
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One day Waff, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
She walked up to the stunned Waff, and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Waffy.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said Waff "Ahh, this is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of that Chille vodka Ben gives you ?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, Waff replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there, and removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted Waff “'Tis truly fantastical!”
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, Waffy fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jeesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!":tinysmile_eyebrow_t
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
She walked up to the stunned Waff, and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Waffy.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said Waff "Ahh, this is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of that Chille vodka Ben gives you ?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, Waff replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there, and removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted Waff “'Tis truly fantastical!”
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, Waffy fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jeesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!":tinysmile_eyebrow_t
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