screw the pooch

[dano1917]

Well I was at a party last night and was chatting up the hostess and I commented "Why that is a peculiar look your dog has on his face" She replied "That's not his face that's his ass" Quickly I replied "Aah, that certainly explains why he didn't like the treat I just fed to him"...........Dano

 

[leeski]

hahaha dano thats great

regards lee

 

[jeeeensy]

haahahaaaaaa,, now that is really funny,, nice onr Dano.

Regards Nick,,

 

[paul the grenade]

A friend of mine who is a dwarf was pickpocketed the other day while waiting for a bus. I cant believe someone would stoop so low!:tinysmile_grin_t:

 

[jeeeensy]

A friend of mine who is a dwarf was pickpocketed the other day while waiting for as bus. I cant believe someone would stoop so low!:tinysmile_grin_t:

Boom! Boom!


A woman complained to her boss that Eric a male work collegue every day kept on saying that her hair smelled soooo nice :tinysmile_hmm_t: ,,,,her boss told her to go away and that it was a compliment and to stop whinging, She replied "But Eric was a midget! " :tinysmile_hmm_t2:


Cheers Time for a Pint.. !