waffenamt
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....So Ben says "be careful with this chillie sauce waffy as it's deadly!"
"Ha!" says i....
After idiotically spreading this stuff on my burger,i ate the damn thing and thought nothing of it until i walked off into hall 2 and then the fun started....
Mein gott!! My nose stared to run uncontrolably,my head started sweating and my eyes went bloodshot!!:xd:
The shakes then kicked in and then my lips started to burn incandescently!! I honestly thought i had eaten an active Incendiary bomb!! lol
I immediatley tried to douse the fire with 2 cans of coke which didnt touch the sides....
Ran to the loo and stuck my head under the tap and ran at least 10 gallons of water in and out my poor frazzled skull by now.
So after 10 mins of waterfall,i thought i would take a pee whilst at the gents....and then the fun starts again...
Unkown to poor waffy,i had some of that chillie sauce on my fingers so you can guess what happened!!! Yes,my poor todger thought i had a leaking phos-grenade shoved in my pocket! :neutral:
Oh man!,you aint felt pain like that before so its off into one of the stalls and sort out with wet bog roll!!
The moral of the story?,well dont mess with Bens sauce when he tells you its fierce!
Ive had a few challenges from the dutch-meisters and ive passed all the lot with flying colours but christ-on-a-bike!,the stuff in the picture is downright evil and im sure its made from beezelbub's own piss!:tinysmile_cry_t2:
Today i have badly chapped lips and its all down to that nuclear-fierce contents of that little bottle...
However,im going to ween myself on the stuff and by the time Beltring comes round then old waffy will be back for another challenge!
Watch out Ben!! waffy 'man of iron' will be back!!
best
waff
Just added this link...look up 'Da Bomb' and it gives a warning not to be eaten straight from the bottle!
I think Joop forgot to tell me that bit!
http://www.chilliworld.com/FactFile/Scoville_Scale.asp
"Ha!" says i....
After idiotically spreading this stuff on my burger,i ate the damn thing and thought nothing of it until i walked off into hall 2 and then the fun started....
Mein gott!! My nose stared to run uncontrolably,my head started sweating and my eyes went bloodshot!!:xd:
The shakes then kicked in and then my lips started to burn incandescently!! I honestly thought i had eaten an active Incendiary bomb!! lol
I immediatley tried to douse the fire with 2 cans of coke which didnt touch the sides....
Ran to the loo and stuck my head under the tap and ran at least 10 gallons of water in and out my poor frazzled skull by now.
So after 10 mins of waterfall,i thought i would take a pee whilst at the gents....and then the fun starts again...
Unkown to poor waffy,i had some of that chillie sauce on my fingers so you can guess what happened!!! Yes,my poor todger thought i had a leaking phos-grenade shoved in my pocket! :neutral:
Oh man!,you aint felt pain like that before so its off into one of the stalls and sort out with wet bog roll!!
The moral of the story?,well dont mess with Bens sauce when he tells you its fierce!
Ive had a few challenges from the dutch-meisters and ive passed all the lot with flying colours but christ-on-a-bike!,the stuff in the picture is downright evil and im sure its made from beezelbub's own piss!:tinysmile_cry_t2:
Today i have badly chapped lips and its all down to that nuclear-fierce contents of that little bottle...
However,im going to ween myself on the stuff and by the time Beltring comes round then old waffy will be back for another challenge!
Watch out Ben!! waffy 'man of iron' will be back!!
best
waff
Just added this link...look up 'Da Bomb' and it gives a warning not to be eaten straight from the bottle!
I think Joop forgot to tell me that bit!
http://www.chilliworld.com/FactFile/Scoville_Scale.asp
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