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to live forever

I used to be a truck driver. One load, my trailer was filled with young sea gulls. They were to be delivered to Florida, for it was found that if porpoises ate young sea gulls they would live forever. Well I was crossing the state line between Illinois and Indiana and got pulled over by a state trooper. He opened my trailer doors and asked me to explain my load which I did. The trooper then placed me under arrest. I politely asked him what the charge was, and he replied - Transporting young gulls across the state line for immortal porpoises...Dano