jeeeensy
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Waff's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come.
He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
Waff! You just had you a son,!
'Ain't that grand, !!' Waffy got excited by this,
but just then the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet, !'
The doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said, 'Hey" You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty little ting, too....'
Waff got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, 'Hold on, we aint got done yet, !'
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, 'Waff, you just had yourself another boy, !'
Waff said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused all of them babies,?'
The doctor said, 'You never know, it was probably something that happened during conception.'
Waff said, 'Ah yeah, during conception.'
When Waff and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said,
'Do you remember that night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use the 3-in-1 Oil.'
She said, 'Yeah, I remember that night...'
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Waff said, 'I'll tell you, ......it's a fookin' good ting we didn't use WD-40. :tongue:
He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
Waff! You just had you a son,!
'Ain't that grand, !!' Waffy got excited by this,
but just then the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet, !'
The doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said, 'Hey" You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty little ting, too....'
Waff got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, 'Hold on, we aint got done yet, !'
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, 'Waff, you just had yourself another boy, !'
Waff said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused all of them babies,?'
The doctor said, 'You never know, it was probably something that happened during conception.'
Waff said, 'Ah yeah, during conception.'
When Waff and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said,
'Do you remember that night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use the 3-in-1 Oil.'
She said, 'Yeah, I remember that night...'
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Waff said, 'I'll tell you, ......it's a fookin' good ting we didn't use WD-40. :tongue:
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