dano1917
RIP
Me and the wife were driving along in her car the other day. Well I was driving and hit a rabbit. Well I got out and checked and sure enough he was deader than a doornail. Teresa says "quick give me the trunk key". She opens the trunk and pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the rabbit. the rabbit got up, ran off while waving his arm the whole time. There I stood in awe. I grabbed the can and looked at the label. It said "Hare Restorer, Permanent Wave". Dano
