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Waff and the stroppy Doctors Receptionist!!

jeeeensy

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Waffy walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied....

The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," Waff said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear
or something then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

Waff replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.

Waff walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear", Waff stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"


"I can't piss out of it!" Waffy replied !!
 
Pretty much what we're going to have to go through with our new un-"Affordable Health Care" and the reems of documentsnt and attached PC. Cheers, Bruce.
 
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