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Waffy Goes to the Dentist !!

jeeeensy

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The female dentist prepares the needle to give Waffy with toothache an anaesthetic injection.

“No way! No needles, I hate needles!”
Waffy said.

So the dentist starts to hook up her nitrous oxide gas and Waffy objects again.

“I can't do the gas thing either.
The thought of having the gas mask on my face makes me faint!”

She then asks Waffy if he has any objection to taking a pill.

“No objection,” Waff says.
“'I'm fine with pills.”

When she returns she says, “Here's a Viagra pill and a glass of water.”

Waff says, “Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer?”

“It doesn't” she said, :
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“But it’ll give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth out!!" :tinysmile_eyebrow_t

 
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:laugh: I really love these gorgeous Waffster jokes!


:)

Jeensy & Waffy find three live hand grenades whiler out metal detecting
so they take them to a police station.

Jeensy says "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Waffy replies "We'll lie and say we only found two." :tinysmile_twink_t2:



 
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