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Waffy n Jeeensy go for a Pint..

jeeeensy

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Waffy comes into the pub for a pint with his mate Jeeensy ,

They both settle down and sip their drinks and after a few minutes of silent supping,Waffy says:

"I'm feeling soooo frustrated - I'm not getting any Jiggy Jiggy "

Jeeeensy knows Waffy's wife Florrie, so he is careful with his reply, he just gently asks:

"What's the problem then pal?"


Waffy replies: "

When I had a check up at the doctors, doc told me I had tolay off the saturated fat.

So I stopped having jiggy jiggy with the wife in the shower!
and now she's got the hump with me coz she thinks I've gone off her!"
 
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